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    A lawyer boarded an aeroplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blond stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

    He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty
    manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behaviour.
    Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.
    Two lessons here:
    -Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
    -Blonds aren't as dumb as most folk think

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    Still laughing MaryT:angelic::sly:
    Marie

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      "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.
      Two lessons here:
      -Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
      -Blonds aren't as dumb as most folk think

      If she was a really smart blonde then she didn't serve the crabs in a Kwell sauce.

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