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    As we are all aware the Scot has a fearsome reputation as a warrior, now science has discovered how Scots invented "Begatting" [of course any true decendant of that proud Celtic race would know that already..... "Obs being the son of two 'Falkirk Bairns' "

    For the edification of those unlucky enough not to be of Celtic origin I shall append the details.

    Quote: " In one of the more bizarre findings of the study, Dr Long said the Scots probably copulated from a sideways position with their bony jointed arms locked together - making them look more as if they were square dancing than having sex." :confused::confused:

    "The only way it would have worked was if they were sitting side-by-side," he said.


    "This enabled the males to manoeuvre their genital organs into the right position for mating."



    Caution..................If a Scot asks to sit beside you....beware.....you may get a BIG surprise!!!! :eek::eek::eek:

    Now read on;; http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-10-2...or-sex/5825594




    :angelic::angelic::angelic::angelic:




    This will help explain the massive spread of The "Scots Diaspora"
    Last edited by 1938 Observer; 19 October 2014, 23:29. Reason: added a comment

  • #2
    Re: Humans owe joy of sex to ancient fossilised Scottish

    Not sure which enigma you were trying to solve, Gordon - but I found your post intriguing anyway!
    Hugh, would "Count me out" fit for #12? Cheers, John.

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    • #3
      Re: Humans owe joy of sex to ancient fossilised Scottish

      Yes it would John, but you are not currently in EM.

      Cheers,

      Hugh

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      • #4
        Re: Humans owe joy of sex to ancient fossilised Scottish

        :shocked::angelic::laugh2:

        Elda

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