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  • The Drivers Friend.

    This is dedicated to all the males out there who have to bear this tiresome burden..:wink::tongue:










    A LITTLE POEM FOR YOU ALL





    I have a little Satnav
    It sits there in my car
    A Satnav is a driver's friend
    It tells you where you are

    I have a little Satnav
    I've had it all my life
    It’s better than the normal ones
    My Satnav is my wife

    It gives me full instructions
    Especially how to drive
    "It's thirty miles an hour", it says
    "You're doing thirty five"

    It tells me when to stop and start
    And when to use the brake
    And tells me that it's never ever
    Safe to overtake

    It tells me when a light is red
    And when it goes to green
    It seems to know instinctively
    Just when to intervene

    It lists the vehicles just in front
    And all those to the rear
    And taking this into account
    It specifies my gear.

    I'm sure no other driver
    Has so helpful a device
    For when we leave and lock the car
    It still gives its advice

    It fills me up with counseling
    Each journey's pretty fraught
    So why don't I exchange it
    And get a quieter sort?



    I do wish that once in a while

    I could turn the damned thing off.
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