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    Wife: Shall I prepare Curry or Soup today?
    Husband... First make it, we will name it later

    A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
    Dear Google, please do not behave like my wife...
    Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting

    A married man's prayer:
    Dear God, You gave me childhood – You took it away – You gave me youth – You took it away – You gave me a wife... It’s been years now – just reminding You?

    A man brings his best mate home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work: His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in...
    "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?"
    Husband answers: "Because he's thinking of getting married!"

    Employee: Sir, You are like a lion in the office! What about at home???
    Boss... I am a lion at home too – but there we have a lion tamer!!!

    A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant and as the food was served, the husband said: "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
    Wife... honey – you say a prayer before eating at home
    Husband... That's at home sweetheart – here the chef knows how to cook.
    Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
    "Please Do Not Disturb me – I am Married and already very Disturbed!"
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