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  • The blind cowboy and the blondes.

    This is one of those stories where the blondes WIN .

    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

    He finds a bar stool and orders some coffee.

    After sitting a while he yells at the waitress :
    ‘’Hey Sweetheart, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?”

    The bar immediately falls silent.

    In a deep, husky voice a big woman next to him says :
    ‘’Before you tell that joke,Cowboy, I think it’s only fair, given that you’re blind, that you should know 5 things.
    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
    2. The bouncer is a big blonde girl.
    3. I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4. The woman sitting next to me is also a blonde and a professional weightlifter, and
    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    ‘’Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell a blonde joke ?”

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters :
    ‘’Well, hell no! Not if I’m gonna have to explain it 5 times !!’’
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