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    Joke of the year

    *One day in the future, George Bush has a heart-attack
    > and**dies. *
    > *He immediately goes to hell,**where *
    > *the devil is waiting for him.
    > *
    >
    > *"I don't know what to do here,"*
    > *says the devil. "You are on my
    > list, but I have no room for you.
    > You definitely have to stay here,
    > so I'll tell you what I'm going to
    > do. I've got a couple of folks here
    > who weren't quite as bad as you.
    > I'll let one of them go, but you
    > have to take their place. I'll even
    > let YOU decide who leaves."
    >
    > George thought that sounded
    > pretty good, so the devil opened
    > the door to the first room.
    >
    > In it was Ted Kennedy and a
    > large pool of water. Ted kept
    > diving in, and surfacing, empty
    > handed. Over, and over, and
    > over he dived in and surfaced
    > with nothing. Such was his fate
    > in hell.
    >
    > "No," George said. "I don't think
    > so. I'm not a good swimmer, and
    > I don't think I could do that all
    > day long."
    >
    > The devil led him to the door of
    > the next room.
    >
    > In it was Al Gore with a sledge-
    > hammer and a room full of rocks.
    > All he did was swing that hammer,
    > time after time after time.
    >
    > "No, this is no good; I've got
    > this problem with my shoulder.
    > I would be in constant agony if
    > all I could do was break rocks
    > all day," commented George.
    >
    > The devil opened a third door.
    > Through it, George saw Bill
    > Clinton, lying on the bed, his
    > arms tied over his head, and his
    > legs restrained in a spread-eagle
    > pose. Bent over him was Monica
    > Lewinsky, doing what she does
    > best.
    >
    > George looked at this in shocked
    > disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah
    > man, I can handle this."
    >
    > The devil smiled and said...........
    > *
    > ***(This is priceless...)*
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > *"OK, Monica, you're free to go."*
    >

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    Re: Joke of the year

    I can't stop laughing. Thank you for this. It has made my day!!

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