Caution when driving.

[Maryt]

I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and
driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends
and had a few too many beers and some rather nice claret. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home.
I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise,
as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got this one.

[Euan]

It was a council bus Mary!...I tried to tell my wife i was driven home by some very drunk bus driver the other night...but she didn't believe me...