Irish Joke

[Maryt]

Sean is the pastor of a Church of England parish on the Northern
Ireland/ Southern Ireland border and Patrick is the priest in the Roman
Catholic Church across the road.

One day they are seen together, erecting a sign into the ground,
which says:

TA END IS NEAR! TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
AFOR IT IS TOO LATE!

As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells,
"Leave people alone, you Oirish religious nutters! We don't need
your lectures."

From the next curve they hear screeching tyres and a big splash.

Shaking his head, Rev. Patrick says "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."

"Yaa," Pastor Sean agrees, then asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign
should just say, 'Bridge Out?'"

[Euan]

Hahaha..i like that one, i met a few oirish nutters when we were in Ireland a few weeks ago..

[miolchu]

My cousin's son sent me an Irish joke a few weeks ago.


A man walked up to the counter and ordered a Guinness.

The lady behind the counter said, "you must be Irish."

The man, a little affronted replied, "just because I ordered a Guinness, you assume I'm Irish?"

"No", she replied, "it's because this is a dry cleaners."