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    Scottish humour

    A pastor, a doctor and a Scotsman were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
    The Scotsman fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"
    The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!"
    The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens-man. Let's have a word with him."
    "Hey George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
    The greens-man replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our
    clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
    The group was silent for a moment.
    The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
    The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's
    anything he can do for them."
    The Scotsman said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"

    I took the liberty of editing this. It was an engineer instead of a Scotsman but I thought it was typical Scottish humour :-)

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    Re: Scottish humour

    He was probably a Scottish engineer Elda.

    Cheers

    Hugh

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    Re: Scottish humour

    And a very sensible question it was <grin>

    Alastair

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