10 reasons why God created Eve

[Glesgalass]

10 Reasons why God created Eve
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10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden
because he wouldn't ask for directions.



9. God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the
TV remote.
(Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't want to see
what's ON TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.)



8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment.



7. God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never
buy a new one for himself.



6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.



5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam
would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.



4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding
his tools.



3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident and for
anything else that was really his fault.



2. As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone."



1. And the No. 1 reason of all



[Tada, drum roll, fanfare, etc.]



God stepped back, looked at Adam and declared:
"I can do better than that."







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[Euan]

Re: 10 reasons why God created Eve

[QUOTE=Glesgalass;2887]10 Reasons why God created Eve
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10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden
because he wouldn't ask for directions.
Directions to where? They were already in the garden...



9. God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the
TV remote.
(Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't want to see
what's ON TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.)
Apart from Oprah and Dr Phil...



8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment.
Why should he, he was perfect until Eve came along...



7. God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never
buy a new one for himself.
He wouldn't have needed one in the first place if it wasn't for Eve leading him astray...



6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.
Garbage wasn't invented..remember it was a perfect world back then until Eve came along...



5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam
would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.
Well, he knew a woman would complain anyway, so he gave her something to really complain about..



4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding
his tools.
Nup, the only tool Adam needed he carried with him always...



3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident and for
anything else that was really his fault.
Adam was faultless..remember he was perfect until Eve led him astray...



2. As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone."
Well he couldn't become fruitful and multiply on his own could he...



1. And the No. 1 reason of all



[Tada, drum roll, fanfare, etc.]
God stepped back, looked at Adam and declared:
"I can do better than that."
Third time lucky...