Blonde Joke

[Euan]

What better way to start this forum off than with a blonde joke...

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."

So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"

[Ranald]

Euan, that is a classic....... !!

[Marie]

Same Euan, with his blonde jokes .

Good to see you here Ranald..

Cheers,
Marie

[Euan]

Maybe i should dig out my "How to be a good Housewife" video and post it for all the new members...Maybe some of them could do with some enlightenment...

[Kelly d]

Oh reet Euan, lol hugs

[1938 Observer]

Tried very hard to restrain myself........but failed


Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.