As many of us know, 'Retirement' is different for everyone.



One day while driving to do some shopping, I passed by a newer retirement village.

On the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way.

On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn

This time my curiosity got the better of me so I went inside to talk to the retirement village Administrator.

I asked her, "Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"

"Yes, she said, aren't they darlings? They're retired prostitutes - they're having a garage sale..."